Daym, where's the time gone?

Helloooooooo. Long time no see! Welllllll, what's been going on...lots! Passed my BSL Level 1 wooo!! Well happy 'bout dat! Starting Level 2 at some point. I'm engaged! haha! I got me fella and I am soooooooo happy! Can't wait for 'the day'...my dress is gorgeous. Absolutely divine! Can tell its a really nice one as the material feel luxurious and is quite heavy! Ooooh so exciteddddddd!!!

I'm well in Dizzee Rascal and David Guetta at the mo...love dem! Still love me Rock though and Filter remain my fav! Of course, Madonna tops all of them but I do like me Rock...and dance!
Okies I'm offski...need me pit!

Traitors!

They've gone 'n defected to Facebook! How very dare they! Traitors, through and through. I don't like FB, half the pages are full of crap. You only have to look at Hazel's FB to know that *sigh*
Watch this space because I have a great pic of Hazel to upload, you'll love it! It's one of her looking really manky. It's a wonder the police haven't locked her up already with a face like that.
Pirate uses FB too. TRAITOR!! Gonna post a manky pic of her too mwahahahahah!! That'll learn 'em!

Well, here is Pirate's poor attempt at drawing. Pathetic isn't it? Pah! Poor Bob will be itching to give the pasty Pirate a slap! It's crap, just like Hazel's lame ass attempt. N'er mind, one day I might get some real competition!

As you can see, my artistic skills surpass anything the others on this blog are capable of.

The likeness is just astonishing. No, don't do that, you'll make your eyes sore rubbing them that vigorously, my drawing REALLY IS just amazing. Wonderful.

This weeks tasks showdown

I know, I know the likeness is amazing. Can I say Peanut (my hubby) is looking slightly different from the photo, his eyebrows need abit of a plucking, but apart from that I think I've done a bloody good job. Oh yeah, I didn't have a rubber and this is the only picture I drew. Unlike Big T, I heard WHSmiths had to re-order more paper, the next thing she'll be doing is cutting her own trees down to make her own paper. ''You don't have long Big T, until the competition closes. Stickmen were not allowed remember.''

In case you're wondering who won the shoot out, it was I, Big T. I kicked Pirate's ass good 'n proper. We'd just come out of da pub when some person we didn't know took a picture of us trying to kill each other. I thought it might make a good pic for our blog so I gave chase to the anonymous snapper and stole his camera so that I could get hold of this pic. I think the cops now have a warrant out for my arrest but they'll never find me...(btw mysterious snapper, yer camera's shite!).

I have another pic of me kicking HazelNut's butt! Gawd I missed my calling in life as a butt kicker *humph!* Anyway, I'll post a pic of me kicking Hazel's ass soon.

If that damn Pirate doesn't put in an appearance soon on this blog Imma gonna post a manky pic of her. Be warned Pirate! I will do it! Mwhhahahah

I just HAD to post Vike's Freedomoo here. I friggin' love this pic! Luckily, it's not copyrighted (yet), so I will post it here until I get a knock on the door from Vike's lawyer.

Is it a bull? Nooooooo! Is it a cow?! Nooooooo! It's FREEDOMOO! Freedomoo the viking carrier. Aye. Lovin' the tail.

As for HazelNut's challenge...BRING IT! We all know she doesn't stand a chance in hell of winning but lets all amuse her and go with it. Anyone who's anyone will naturally know that I will win hands down. Why, the friggin' loony ought to be in a padded cell, she ain't right, that one. I think she was dropped on her head at birth. Either that, or the midwife slapped the wrong end by mistake.

Anywayz, feel free to spur the loser on. Maybe HazelNut's pic will surprise us and will contain something other than matchstick men eh?

I know a funny HazelNut

That lives in a shabby old hut

She eats lentils and rice

That isn't very nice

And gives her a very bad gut!

I also know a Pirate

That didn't make a very good pilot

She got lost one day

Went miles away

erm, can't think of anything to rhyme with pilot that is relevant to this limerick. Typical 'ole pirates, just have to be awkward don't they?!

Anyway, get yer own moggy food Hazel! If I feed ya bleedin' cat I'm gonna make sure I add arsenic to the yucky brown goo. Kill the fecker off! Cats are nasty things. To those of you who agree that cats should be classed as vermin and treated as such, send your vote to lets-eradicate-cats@ killallcats.com. Thank you.

Task of the week

Hi there you beautiful people, it's your very own favourite nut here, Hazel. Every Monday there will be a new task for all of us trippy trolls (the reason for being called trolls is because we all look like one, we're all abit trippy too, well I think the other two should be called DRIPPY if you know what I mean)to take part in. This weeks task is to compare all our drawing abilities. So by the end of tomorrow night there will be 3 pictures posted by us to show you what we are all drawing.

As you can see above I've posted a picture of myself and my hubby Peanut (we're both nuts as you can see) and this is what I'll be drawing. All drawings have to be posted by Friday for all of you out there to vote which one you like the best. C'mon you nuts support the Hazel.

To Big T (no people the T is'nt for tit)

Your funny Big T. I need some help. Could you or get someone to buy some cat food and come round and feed the cats. Had to go to work this morning and didn't have enough time. I'll speak to you later. Hazelnut.x

Cuckoo!

As you can see, the person posting below me doesn't know jack about me! Silly nut.

Anyway, to the left, is a pic of us all on a night out. Phwoarrrrr! Damn we look sexy. Had all the guys after us, especially the Ho (hazelnut). Pirate is TaaTaa and I am Tipsy. As for Drinky Winky, that was just a hanger-onner. Was a wicked night out though! We got pissed on Tenants Xtra Woo hoo! I never knew park benches could be so much fun! Can't wait to do it again, we gonna hit some other park next time. It's all good.

Love ya long time...Big T

MADdy110

Maddy110 isn't just called MADdy110 for nothing. As you follow our posts over time you will understand why she is called that. Just a couple of things you should know about Maddy110. She is the ringleader and you wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of her. Be afraid be very afraid.

I will publish stories about her and the reasons why she is where she is today. So make sure you keep updated.

"Don't worry MADdy110, Pirate and I will get you out as quick as we can, one other thing your tongue is going to get stuck if you keep licking the bars."

HazelNut is BAD!

Hazelnuts can make you come out in an allergic reaction so DO NOT GO NEAR ANY HAZELNUTS! They are lethal, if you see any hazelnuts, stab them with a cocktail stick. If that doesn't work, a screwdriver will do. Or, you could always stamp on them, that'll learn 'em! If you decide stamping is the way to go, be sure to discard your shoes in the nearest bin...they will have become contaminated once contact with the hazelnut had been made, so be on your guard, throw those shoes away! Hey, you could even burn them if you so wished. Place them either side of the crushed hazelnut and hold a lil ceremony. Don't forget to video it and put it on YouTube.

Pirates are some skeery shit! Do not approach one. If you find yourself in a situation where you are confronted by a pirate, flick them the bird. They love it. If they stand their ground and refuse to budge, chop their fake leg off with a saw or summat. Mind that they don't swipe at you with their hook though, that could turn out pretty nasty. Ouch. To get the ultimate revenge, you could always shoot the pirate's parrot with a pellet gun or something. Use your imagination. Maybe you could compose a book called: 100 ways to kill a parrot (and a pirate to boot). Your friends will think you're way cool so go for it.

The King of all NUTS!

This be our nutty father. He is the one responsible for bringing even more nutters into the world, namely, nutty Big T, nutty Pirate and nutty hazelnut! Woo hoo! We're all nutters!

We are the Trippy Trolls!!!

We are the Trippy Trio! Woo hoo! WE ARE:
Big T - Pirate - HazelNut