I know a funny HazelNut
That lives in a shabby old hut
She eats lentils and riceThat isn't very nice
And gives her a very bad gut!
I also know a Pirate
That didn't make a very good pilot
She got lost one day
Went miles away
erm, can't think of anything to rhyme with pilot that is relevant to this limerick. Typical 'ole pirates, just have to be awkward don't they?!
Anyway, get yer own moggy food Hazel! If I feed ya bleedin' cat I'm gonna make sure I add arsenic to the yucky brown goo. Kill the fecker off! Cats are nasty things. To those of you who agree that cats should be classed as vermin and treated as such, send your vote to lets-eradicate-cats@ killallcats.com. Thank you.
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