Hazelnuts can make you come out in an allergic reaction so DO NOT GO NEAR ANY HAZELNUTS! They are lethal, if you see any hazelnuts, stab them with a cocktail stick.
If that doesn't work, a screwdriver will do. Or, you could always stamp on them, that'll learn 'em! If you decide stamping is the way to go, be sure to discard your shoes in the nearest bin...they will have become contaminated once contact with the hazelnut had been made, so be on your guard, throw those shoes away! Hey, you could even burn them if you so wished. Place them either side of the crushed hazelnut and hold a lil ceremony. Don't forget to video it and put it on YouTube.
If that doesn't work, a screwdriver will do. Or, you could always stamp on them, that'll learn 'em! If you decide stamping is the way to go, be sure to discard your shoes in the nearest bin...they will have become contaminated once contact with the hazelnut had been made, so be on your guard, throw those shoes away! Hey, you could even burn them if you so wished. Place them either side of the crushed hazelnut and hold a lil ceremony. Don't forget to video it and put it on YouTube.
Pirates are some skeery shit! Do not approach one. If you find yourself in a situation where you are confronted by a pirate, flick them the bird. They love it. If they stand their ground and refuse to budge, chop their fake leg off with a saw or summat. Mind that they don't swipe at you with their hook though, that could turn out pretty nasty. Ouch. To get the ultimate revenge, you could always shoot the pirate's parrot with a pellet gun or something. Use your imagination. Maybe you could compose a book called: 100 ways to kill a parrot (and a pirate to boot). Your friends will think you're way cool so go for it.
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