Mad People!

Well, here is Pirate's poor attempt at drawing. Pathetic isn't it? Pah! Poor Bob will be itching to give the pasty Pirate a slap! It's crap, just like Hazel's lame ass attempt. N'er mind, one day I might get some real competition!

As you can see, my artistic skills surpass anything the others on this blog are capable of.

The likeness is just astonishing. No, don't do that, you'll make your eyes sore rubbing them that vigorously, my drawing REALLY IS just amazing. Wonderful.