Traitors!

They've gone 'n defected to Facebook! How very dare they! Traitors, through and through. I don't like FB, half the pages are full of crap. You only have to look at Hazel's FB to know that *sigh*
Watch this space because I have a great pic of Hazel to upload, you'll love it! It's one of her looking really manky. It's a wonder the police haven't locked her up already with a face like that.
Pirate uses FB too. TRAITOR!! Gonna post a manky pic of her too mwahahahahah!! That'll learn 'em!

Well, here is Pirate's poor attempt at drawing. Pathetic isn't it? Pah! Poor Bob will be itching to give the pasty Pirate a slap! It's crap, just like Hazel's lame ass attempt. N'er mind, one day I might get some real competition!

As you can see, my artistic skills surpass anything the others on this blog are capable of.

The likeness is just astonishing. No, don't do that, you'll make your eyes sore rubbing them that vigorously, my drawing REALLY IS just amazing. Wonderful.

This weeks tasks showdown

I know, I know the likeness is amazing. Can I say Peanut (my hubby) is looking slightly different from the photo, his eyebrows need abit of a plucking, but apart from that I think I've done a bloody good job. Oh yeah, I didn't have a rubber and this is the only picture I drew. Unlike Big T, I heard WHSmiths had to re-order more paper, the next thing she'll be doing is cutting her own trees down to make her own paper. ''You don't have long Big T, until the competition closes. Stickmen were not allowed remember.''

In case you're wondering who won the shoot out, it was I, Big T. I kicked Pirate's ass good 'n proper. We'd just come out of da pub when some person we didn't know took a picture of us trying to kill each other. I thought it might make a good pic for our blog so I gave chase to the anonymous snapper and stole his camera so that I could get hold of this pic. I think the cops now have a warrant out for my arrest but they'll never find me...(btw mysterious snapper, yer camera's shite!).

I have another pic of me kicking HazelNut's butt! Gawd I missed my calling in life as a butt kicker *humph!* Anyway, I'll post a pic of me kicking Hazel's ass soon.

If that damn Pirate doesn't put in an appearance soon on this blog Imma gonna post a manky pic of her. Be warned Pirate! I will do it! Mwhhahahah

I just HAD to post Vike's Freedomoo here. I friggin' love this pic! Luckily, it's not copyrighted (yet), so I will post it here until I get a knock on the door from Vike's lawyer.

Is it a bull? Nooooooo! Is it a cow?! Nooooooo! It's FREEDOMOO! Freedomoo the viking carrier. Aye. Lovin' the tail.

As for HazelNut's challenge...BRING IT! We all know she doesn't stand a chance in hell of winning but lets all amuse her and go with it. Anyone who's anyone will naturally know that I will win hands down. Why, the friggin' loony ought to be in a padded cell, she ain't right, that one. I think she was dropped on her head at birth. Either that, or the midwife slapped the wrong end by mistake.

Anywayz, feel free to spur the loser on. Maybe HazelNut's pic will surprise us and will contain something other than matchstick men eh?

I know a funny HazelNut

That lives in a shabby old hut

She eats lentils and rice

That isn't very nice

And gives her a very bad gut!

I also know a Pirate

That didn't make a very good pilot

She got lost one day

Went miles away

erm, can't think of anything to rhyme with pilot that is relevant to this limerick. Typical 'ole pirates, just have to be awkward don't they?!

Anyway, get yer own moggy food Hazel! If I feed ya bleedin' cat I'm gonna make sure I add arsenic to the yucky brown goo. Kill the fecker off! Cats are nasty things. To those of you who agree that cats should be classed as vermin and treated as such, send your vote to lets-eradicate-cats@ killallcats.com. Thank you.

Task of the week

Hi there you beautiful people, it's your very own favourite nut here, Hazel. Every Monday there will be a new task for all of us trippy trolls (the reason for being called trolls is because we all look like one, we're all abit trippy too, well I think the other two should be called DRIPPY if you know what I mean)to take part in. This weeks task is to compare all our drawing abilities. So by the end of tomorrow night there will be 3 pictures posted by us to show you what we are all drawing.

As you can see above I've posted a picture of myself and my hubby Peanut (we're both nuts as you can see) and this is what I'll be drawing. All drawings have to be posted by Friday for all of you out there to vote which one you like the best. C'mon you nuts support the Hazel.

To Big T (no people the T is'nt for tit)

Your funny Big T. I need some help. Could you or get someone to buy some cat food and come round and feed the cats. Had to go to work this morning and didn't have enough time. I'll speak to you later. Hazelnut.x