Cuckoo!

As you can see, the person posting below me doesn't know jack about me! Silly nut.

Anyway, to the left, is a pic of us all on a night out. Phwoarrrrr! Damn we look sexy. Had all the guys after us, especially the Ho (hazelnut). Pirate is TaaTaa and I am Tipsy. As for Drinky Winky, that was just a hanger-onner. Was a wicked night out though! We got pissed on Tenants Xtra Woo hoo! I never knew park benches could be so much fun! Can't wait to do it again, we gonna hit some other park next time. It's all good.

Love ya long time...Big T

MADdy110

Maddy110 isn't just called MADdy110 for nothing. As you follow our posts over time you will understand why she is called that. Just a couple of things you should know about Maddy110. She is the ringleader and you wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of her. Be afraid be very afraid.

I will publish stories about her and the reasons why she is where she is today. So make sure you keep updated.

"Don't worry MADdy110, Pirate and I will get you out as quick as we can, one other thing your tongue is going to get stuck if you keep licking the bars."

HazelNut is BAD!

Hazelnuts can make you come out in an allergic reaction so DO NOT GO NEAR ANY HAZELNUTS! They are lethal, if you see any hazelnuts, stab them with a cocktail stick. If that doesn't work, a screwdriver will do. Or, you could always stamp on them, that'll learn 'em! If you decide stamping is the way to go, be sure to discard your shoes in the nearest bin...they will have become contaminated once contact with the hazelnut had been made, so be on your guard, throw those shoes away! Hey, you could even burn them if you so wished. Place them either side of the crushed hazelnut and hold a lil ceremony. Don't forget to video it and put it on YouTube.

Pirates are some skeery shit! Do not approach one. If you find yourself in a situation where you are confronted by a pirate, flick them the bird. They love it. If they stand their ground and refuse to budge, chop their fake leg off with a saw or summat. Mind that they don't swipe at you with their hook though, that could turn out pretty nasty. Ouch. To get the ultimate revenge, you could always shoot the pirate's parrot with a pellet gun or something. Use your imagination. Maybe you could compose a book called: 100 ways to kill a parrot (and a pirate to boot). Your friends will think you're way cool so go for it.

The King of all NUTS!

This be our nutty father. He is the one responsible for bringing even more nutters into the world, namely, nutty Big T, nutty Pirate and nutty hazelnut! Woo hoo! We're all nutters!

We are the Trippy Trolls!!!

We are the Trippy Trio! Woo hoo! WE ARE:
Big T - Pirate - HazelNut